Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
Season Finale
Here is the cold truth; none of us really enjoy the memory lane segment of the finale show.
Last night, I decided to exercise my DVR options and fast forward through that part. I am going
to suggest the following song might be a more entertaining way to revisit some of the players from season 20.
If you are up for a challenge, see if you can figure out which Survivors are mentioned. (scroll down for answers)
Please sing the following to the tune of “If I had $1,000,000”
originally
written by The Barenaked Ladies
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd get my boob
job fixed ( I would get my boob job fixed)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I could loose this grimy,
nasty beard
(maybe with a nice Norelco or a Remington)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd
buy a new fedora (mine was tossed in the campfire)
If I had a million dollars- I'd be the winner
If I had a million
dollars
My reception would have rocked
If I had a million dollars
I'd open Dragon Slayer School, it wouldn't be that hard
If
I had a million dollars
Oh that's right I already do. Now, let's make
it two
Yes that's right I said two!
Yes I've got two million dollars!
Congratulations Sandra Diaz-Twine!
(Two time survivor winner: Pearl Islands and
Heroes vs. Villains)
.
So, if Russell was able to pitch his twist
to Mark Burnett (allowing America to have a portion of the vote), I'd like to pitch an idea. How about
Couples Survivor? My husband thinks you should be able to vote individuals off, not just couples. Or maybe
even Celebrity Survivor? That would be entertaining. I
would like to thank Jim for filling in for me last week, but even more importantly for not trying to guess my weight!
Answers to the If I had
a $1,000,000 challenge: Danielle, Rupert, Russell, Candice, Coach, Sandra! Congratulations
to you if you scored 100%. You have officially wasted as much time watching this show as I have!