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The Biggest Loser

"The Biggest Loser" airs Tuesday on NBC

The Final Four

MICHAEL WINS "THE BIGGEST LOSER"

Congratulations to Michael!! Michael is not only the winner of this season's Biggest Loser but he has made history for losing the most weight in Biggest Loser history. He lost a total of 264 pounds. That is incredible. He lost an entire person. I wish Mike lots of success. I am sure it is going to be a little challenging to stay disciplined when you don't have Jillian perched on your shoulder every day screaming in your face. That spider monkey really knows how to motivate people. My only advice Mike. If your momma makes you pancakes run as fast as you can. Get the hell out of that house. Don't look back. Don't ever look back. Pancakes are not your friend!!!





My friend just wrote on my Facebook page.... "OMG Deb.. I am watching the biggest loser tonight.. and that dude michael says something about their mother's jumping out of the bushes to surprise him.. all I could think about was your blog.. and WTF is wrong with him... couldn't he have thought of anyone jumping out of the bushes BESIDES his mother.. I was embrassed for him." There is one thing for certain Michael has lost the most weight in Biggest Loser history and that boy loves his momma!!! I am glad he didn't say I hope my mom jumps out of the bushes in her pink nightie?!? Oh wait did I say pink nightie. That's weird!! I meant with a nightcap. Not a nightcap. I mean at night!!! I said I hope my mom jumps out of the bushes at night. I mean who wouldn't love a woman who made you the leaning tower of pisa pancake stack every morning. I kind of feel bad for his mom though. Her days are numbered. I think once Michael gets himself off the ranch and gets himself a boyfriend he totally is going to kick his mom to the curb!!

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