Well it is no big shock that Jake picked Vienna! It is so typical. No man wants the nice girl who the family adores. He doesn't really want a woman who will make a great wife and mother. He wants the girl that gives him dirty birdy sex!! You never had a chance Tenley. To you and me Vienna had a tattoo on her hip! To Jake that tattoo was a neon sign pointing to Vienna’s vagina. That is all there is to it!!  Vienna, I am sure your ex-husband is thrilled to hear on national television that you never met a man that you could picture spending your life with. In fact he gave me a call and he wants his boob job back. I was really hoping that when Jake and Vienna were rubbing mud all over each other that Jake would pull out a bleach kit for Vienna’s roots!! Thank god Vienna took care of that before coming on “After the Final Rose.”  Tenley really pulled the short straw by going out in the #2 spot. It looks like #3 is the spot to be. Ali has been named as the next “Bachelorette.” I guess she isn’t so concerned with her job at Facebook anymore?!? Oh and if I never hear the song “On the Wing’s of Love” again it will be too soon!!