JERSEY SHORE GOES TO MIAMI
There are quite a few things in life that you know
you shouldn’t do; but despite the fact you know it is wrong you may still be inclined to do it ever now and then.
That’s what makes us human, right!?! Let’s take texting and driving for instance. It’s not a good idea and
it is pretty dangerous; but when you are running late for work it is much easier to text your boss then to risk calling and
have him actually answer!! Continuing to drink alcohol when the room is already spinning is yet another
activity that is never good idea. ESPECIALLY, when it’s at a 1st birthday party!! So, I noticed some
things on the season premiere of “Jersey Shore” that you should put on your list of things you should never
ever do.
First, never hook up with your roommate when you are on a reality show. You can totally hook up with
your roomate if you are not being filmed. This rule only applies to reality shows. Can I tell you why you should never hook up with your reality show roommate??? There might be a Season 2. AWKWARD!!
The second thing to put on your never do list, never call your ex-girlfriend or any girl for that matter a C-U-Next-Tuesday.
Seriously guys, it never goes well. You can be drunk, kidding, or just an idiot. Not a good idea. Just take it out of
your vocabulary. Oh and let’s not even get into bads ideas such as driving into a muddy field to light off fireworks;
or talking smack about your female roommates. You must be half crazy to make JWoww angry. I would be making that girl breakfast
in bed if she were my roommate or at the very least putting a chocolate on her pillow at night!! How hard is it to have her
toothpaste already on her toothbrush in the mornings, NOT HARD!!
It looks like the Jersey Shore crew is moving up in the world. The Miami digs are way nicer than the Jersey
Shore house. George Jefferson would be so proud!! However, if I were them I would be totally pissed. The “Real World”
crew gets a way better set up than they do. Each house is better than the next on “Real World”,
even when the cast totally sucks. I think instead of Real World vs. Road Rules, there should be a Real
World vs. Jersey Shore. I don’t think the Real World D.C. cast would have a fighting chance. Especially,
now that Sammi looks like she dropped some lbs.!! Drunk Ronnie might be a liability but JWoww will pick up for his sloppy
ass. I'm giggling just thinking about it! Your welcome MTV. Real World vs. Jersey Shore is your next
big hit!!
