It is the final party of the season at the St. Regis! Is it bad that I found it refreshing to see a couple freaking out fighting before they go to a party with all of their friends?? It is quite normal for my husband and I to fight like that and then go rolling into a party, just minus the limo and the crazy “I look like I am going to pass out or vomit” tears. We have to get out of our beat up minivan and put on our civilized let’s party face! Then by the end of the first hour, we usually forget we were even fighting. There is no way in hell that  I would ever divorce my designated driver, I mean my husband. Why is Simon so particular about what Tamra wears? My husband would be psyched if I could pull off some of those outfits. He also would be super annoyed if I asked him to sit there while I tried on clothes, unless of course he was allowed to pleasure himself during it. Then he would be all about it! How come Jim or God doesn’t care what Alexis wears? Alexis looked like she was wearing just a blouse to the party. Oh and who were some of those people at the party? I didn’t recognize half of them. Were they extras, friends, or maybe people that work on the show? I was extremely happy to see Jeanna’s son, Shane. He may be a total tool, but he is smoking HOT!! Did Lynne really say that the limo was so big that she didn’t know her kids were getting drunk? Lynne, unless your limo was the size of a football field you are an idiot. Maybe you should get your eyes check out instead of tightened next time??

So the party is over!! What are the O.C. Housewives doing now? Alexis is working for her plastic surgeon. It is always great to do something you are passionate about, plus think of the benefits. Sometimes when you work in catering they let you take home some of the left over food. Maybe the surgeon will let Alexis take home some of the left over botox!?! I just hope she doesn’t feed it to her kids. Slade and Gretchen still aren’t married even though they have their silly matching outfits ready to go. Who goes to the hair dresser and gets an up-do for a barbeque? It’s just silly. Vicki and Don are still happy. I wonder if they are still talking about how many carats are in the rings that they gave each other? We heard it the first five times how great your rings are!!  Lynn and Frank moved into an affordable condo and Frank is now working for Lynne. Seriously, Frank is helping Lynne make cuffs?? I have an idea. How about the girls help with the cuffs and Frank gets a real job. Just a thought! Tamra and Simon sold their house as a short sale and moved out…..and we all know how that is working out!!