Tamra was blogging live during the second part of the reunion show and she admitted to already having a new man in her life. His name is Eddie Judge and he is a hot little Latino. I think every woman in her forties should get a latin lover. I am going to see if my husband will let me have one of those instead of a surprise party when I turn forty.

REUNION SHOW...

I have to given Andy Cohen props on this two part reunion special. He really called people out (on the viewer’s behalf of course!!)  Basically we got out of the show that if  loving plastic surgery is wrong, Alexis doesn’t want to be right. She will just make up with God later. I guess if she converts enough people to her religion God might look past the boob job and a new nose. Slade dating three housewives is just a “coincidence”, It could happen. He did not date Lauri or have a romantic interlude with her. Sex is not considered a romantic interlude. So let’s be clear, it was un-romantic sex No candles, no slow music, no lingerie, no rose petals. . Don’t be confused.  Just sex!! Gretchen owning Jo’s music was just a good business opportunity.  I think the good news is that at least Slade isn’t taking nude drunk photos of Gretchen and posting them on the internet. So for now he’s a keeper. Lynne thinks she is doing the best job she can with her kids and is a good parent. That is such a relief. I didn’t want her to look at this season and realize that she is a horrible parent. I am concerned with her self-esteem. Jim is not controlling he is just Armenian and Latin. I get it. Vicki feels ganged up on and Tamra is one happy bitch living the single life.  I do have to tell you that I am not very happy with Tamra’s farewell toast…“Here’s to five skinny bitches!”  That’s kind of rude. Why do you have to be skinny Tamra?? I guess you didn’t have anything else nice to say that all five of you have in common?!? Just for the record that wins my vote for my least favorite toast of 2010.