Why won't people just leave Jason alone!! He is
in prison. Didn't you get the memo. Everyone wants his help. Ummmm...how about you help him get out of jail?? Just a thought!!
Alexis goes to Jason to get Johnny to back off of Kristina. Dante convinces Claire to get Jason out of prison to lure Franco
to Port Charles. Whatever it takes. It was going to be a long two years if we had to watch Jason in jail the whole time. The
barber in jail is pretty good. Jason was sporting a cool new do!! Sonny orders Max to kill Johnny. He wants a clean hit. However
we all know Sonny!! Did you realize that you told Max in front of us? You are not very discreet.
So...Brenda is
coming back to Port Charles with a celebrity. Could it be Franco??? You heard it here first folks.
Sam
pretends to be Brenda in order to get a conjugal visit with Jason. Are Brenda and Jason still legally married?? I totally
had to google conjugal to see how to spell it. I don't want to have sex in my own bed, let alone in a bed in prison.
Ummm. do all the other inmates use this bed. GROSS! I am sure housekeeping isn't up to code in those neck of
the woods. Maxi is back on the scene sporting pink crutches and a really bad hair cut. Franco sent her the dead guy photo
also. So she is totally freaking out. Jason tells her to take it to Claire. Patrick is kind of cranky these days. He is all
bitter because Lisa is dating Stephen Weber. Stephen Weber is way too tan if you ask me. Patrick punched Steve in the face
because Steve pulled rank when it came to operating on a patient. Relax Patrick. It is just life and death we are talking
about. Take a chill pill!! Everyone is up and arms still about Kristina "dating" Johnny Z. Well she is really not
dating him, she just wants to make daddy mad. Skinny girl has got balls that is all I have to say. Michael is riding the couch
at Dantes. Who's the big boy whose happy to be out of jail??? Michael!!
