Jason arrives at Pentonville and finds that Michael has been roughed up. I’m just glad he didn’t end up that guy’s girlfriend. Carly offers to pay Brook’s debts off plus an extra fifty grand if she gets Dante to sleep with her. How come Carly didn’t offer me that deal??  It’s because I’m fat isn’t it?? Speaking of sleeping with Dante!! What is up with his purple bedding??  It’s borderline cheesy. Lulu finally tells Dante about the “abortion.” He seems totally o.k. with it. I mean it is 2010. Helena has Tracy in a dungeon. Her big evil plot is to use Luke as a way to lure Nikolas to kill Lucky. Seriously Helena, can you please give this whole Cassadine/Spencer thing up? It’s totally old. Can’t you do normal Grandmom things?  Like knit blankets or join the YMCA and pretend you are there to swim but really you just gossip the whole time. Luke is undercover as Dr. Von Schimmerman and finally finds Tracey. Well he joins Tracey as a prisoner. I wouldn’t necessarily say he found her. Johnny is out to get Sonny and Sonny isn’t in a position to retaliate because of Michael.  Sonny engages help from Claire. His plea that if she wants peace she needs to go after Johnny. It’s kind of hard to resist Sonny when he gets all sappy isn’t it Claire??? Good luck. You are going to need. Why do I have a feeling you are going to end up in Sonny’s bedroom? Good news is that his bedding isn’t cheesy.