It is a shame there isn’t a private school for children grooming themselves to be mobsters. You know like the school Harry Potter attends, but for mobsters! Michael might go to school then. Sonny and Carly are concerned over Michael wanting to follow in Sonny's footsteps. Things you may have considered before starting a family with Sonny! Lucky ends things with Elizabeth and for a second she was getting a little snippy. I was like don’t you even! I will drive myself to Port Charles and slap you right across the face Elizabeth. Afterwards, Lucky is back to business. He questions Carly about Claudia’s disappearance; but tough guy Michael barges in and refers to Claudia as dead. You want to be in the mob Michael? You better wise up. Jason Morgan’s first rule is you don’t talk to cops. What’s wrong with you?? Nikolas turns Rebecca and her nakey hiney away. That’s a little embarrassing. Thats why you should never show up naked in just a coat unless you know it is a sure thing. Elizabeth does not pass go and heads directly to Nikolas; and WHOOPSIE Rebecca sees them getting all hot and heavy. Well good news Rebecca is that now you know that Nikolas wasn’t dumping you for a dead woman. Does that help at all? Probably not. A clue in the painting leads Jason to Franco’s studio. Something tells me Franco isn’t going to offer you a cup of tea Jason.  Olivia is on her way to Sonny to tell him the truth about Dominic. Yeah right!!

Well it’s Karaoke night at Jake’s. Alexis and Mac go together, such an awkward couple. Seriously Tracey has to stop hitting the gin so early. She is always wasted. The evidence that Dominic has against Sonny isn’t enough to obtain a search warrant. Dominic is upset and relieved at the same time. I will tell you what! Karaoke makes the people in P.Charles very horny. Maybe it is the cheap liquor Coleman is serving? Sam and Jason go to Franco’s gallery to see if they can find out some more information about him; and the guy at the gallery says that they were expecting Jason. Creepy!!  Franco left a special painting for him, not sure what the painting means though.Meanwhile Franco is back at his loft shooting red paint balls at photos of Maxi, Spinelli, Jason, Sonny, and Carly. Carly? What did Carly do? Seriously if I find out that this Franco guy is really A.J. I am going to be pissed because now the storyline is stupid. Some people were saying that Franco could be A.J. on the GH fan sites and it was really annoying me.  Kiefer sees Kristina talking/flirting with Ethan. He scolds her in the middle of Kelly’s. Careful Kiefer. Carly is right behind you. Now you are in trouble! Carly immediately goes to Sonny and tells him what happened. Your Mom would totally help you Kristina but she is too busy making an ass of herself singing karaoke. Olivia tells Johnny that she kissed Sonny. Chili can do that to a girl Olivia. Don’t beat yourself up. Olivia convinces Johnny that he is the one that she wants. ooh, ooh, ooh!!!  Olivia...Sandy told Danny! You can certainly tell Johnny!!

Sonny finally gets that bowl of chili.  How long does chili take to make? Long, right?? Aren’t you a busy man Sonny? Olivia gets a $50 tip for that bowl of chili that Sonny made. Nice! Maxi you have some splaining to do!! Jason wants you to tell him where, when, why, and who took that photo of you. Maxi would love to tell you where Franco lives Jason but she let him put a blindfold on her while they were driving there.   Matt Hunter is trying to convince Lisa (Patrick’s ex) to apply for a position at GH. Of course they just so happen to have a position in Orthopedics available.  This would be your moment to tell her Patrick that it may not be a good idea. You are not going to be able to blame it post-partum depression when you cheat on your wife.  Elizabeth confides to Robin her feelings for Nikolas and Lucky. Well Robin already knew about the affair from Nikolas and because Robin always knows everything. Bottom line is that Elizabeth loves Lucky like a newborn puppy and she has mind blowing sex with Nikolas.  Lucky is confiding to Nikolas that maybe he should call off the engagement to Elizabeth on the account that she is obviously not ready. All these talks are just going to end up badly for you Nikolas when Lucky finds out the truth.  You are making your brother look like a chump Nikolas. Dominic wonders if Sonny is sending Johnny on a dangerous job in an effort to get him killed, so he can have Olivia all to himself. Jax wants Olivia’s word that when this whole Dominic/Sonny thing goes down that his name will stay out of it.  He doesn’t want Carly knowing that he was totally in-the-know and bent over backwards to help. Oh that’s convenient Jax!!

How come nobody on GH looks like they gained 15 lbs. over Thanksgiving like I did??  Either none of them are fatties like me or they have great diet pills on set. Jason is certain that the homeless guy saw him shoot Joey Limbo and his gang; and he is still trying to figure out whether it was Franco. Spinelli mistakes Maxi’s guilt/avoidance for her being overworked; and is trying to track Franco down in order for Maxi to obtain an exclusive interview. Little does Spinelli know that Maxi got an exclusive showing of Franco’s privates? Nothing better than a “private showing!” Franco seems really smitten by Jason and is very upset that he refused to meet him at the gallery. He keeps calling Jason an artist!? If you say so!! Mike will let anyone fill in at Kelly’s. Mike cut his finger so Olivia jumps in to help him out. Sonny comes in and they end up having a chili cooking contest which ends up with a little kissing. Dominic turns over a recording of Sonny discussing Claudia’s murder to his boss. Franco sends Jason a little mail. It is the photo of Maxi blindfolded laying in the chalk outline with a baseball bat next to her. Oh boy…let the games begin!!