Alexis walks in on Sam and Jason all hot and heavy on Jason’s desk. Awkward is not even the word for how Alexis was acting. I hope she is little more together in the court room.  Nikolas decides that he and Rebecca are going to join Lucky and Elizabeth for dinner. Oh great idea Nikolas!!  Nikolas and Rebecca get to share in the glory of you’re their marriage proposal. Meanwhile Rebecca and Lucky are the only ones thinking happy thoughts!!  SUCKERS!! Lulu and Dominic have a nice dinner at Sonny’s mob front restaurant.  Good move Dom. Maybe a big old bowl of carbs will convince Lulu not to spill the beans to Sonny. Sonny calls Carly and says she can pick up Michael. How about you drop him off Sonny?? Good God she just had a baby. Her insides are still falling out!! Michael proves what a big boy he is and says that out of respect he will go home with his mom; and that they are not going to be able to control his life for very long.  Finally, Elizabeth has sex with Lucky. Even if it was “I’m trying to forget your brother sex!” At least Lucky got some action of it. I mean he did buy her a really nice ring?!?

Alexis pays Carly a visit in hopes that she will try and forgive Jax. Afterwards Carly runs immediately to Jason and then to Sonny’s to get Michael to come home. Hey Carly. I know your marriage is in shambles, but shouldn’t you be home with the baby and resting instead of running all over Port Charles??  I mean I think Jason has a cell phone. Just give him a call. You gave birth in a house in the woods for crying out loud. I do appreciate however you not wearing some snazzy outfit and insulting all of us women who have given birth. You are kind of dressing like a mom who just came home from the hospital. So thank you!  Dominic swipes the bag of ashes from Sonny’s fireplace where he burned his clothes from the night of Claudia’s accident. So Nikolas turns it on Luke to tell Lucky about the affair. Lucky gives Elizabeth a beautiful engagement ring. Elizabeth stop saying you are afraid to lose Lucky!!  It is ridiculous. It makes me want to hurl my remote at the television. You continue to sleep with his brother. Just as it appears that Elizabeth is going to tell Lucky the truth, Nikolas and Rebecca come in the same restaurant. Oh so I guess we are going to drag this out some more. Yippee!!

So Lucky didn't really shoot Nikolas because that was way to ridiculous to believe; nor did Elizabeth really tell Lucky that she was sleeping with his brother.  So Lucky still lives on to be played for a big fat fool. Luke confronts Nikolas about the truth and asks him to either stop the affair with Elizabeth or tell Lucky the truth. Wow Luke!  I think you actually acting like a father for once. What took you so long??  Carly and Jason are worried that covering up Claudia's death may be pushing Michael further into Sonny's world.  Ya think??  Max and Milo threaten Kiefer and bust up his cell phone. OMG!!  Not the cell phone. So what does Kiefer do??  Scream at Kristina and smack her in the face.  Kiefer you have to be a whole lot of stupid to do something like that!! Kristina you need to slap that bitch back!!

Michael loves his tough guy mob son role so much hat he sends Max and Milo to send a little message to Kiefer. Oh boy someone had too much testosterone for breakfast!! So Nikolas just so happens to track Elizabeth down in a supply closet while she is working at the hospital; and they are just so passion filled they do it right there in the closet. Don't worry Elizabeth people are suffering from the swine flu while you are banging your fiance's brother!! I think there is something seriously wrong with me!!  I don’t care who was standing in front of me, I don’t think anything would make me want to have sex standing upright in a hospital supply closet. I am wrong lots of alcohol probably would make me want to do that but I don’t think Elizabeth was wasted.  Oh and of course Lucky happens to be right outside of the closet after the fact talking to the mayor. Elizabeth and Nikolas you should be completely ashamed of yourselves. What is wrong with you two?  Carly is still mad as hell at Jax and kicks him out of the house. Wait until she finds out that Jax knows that Dominic is an undercover cop that intends to take Sonny down? Game over Jax!!! Lulu feels she is in a bad spot knowing that Dominic is a cop. She isn’t sure if she should be loyal to Dominic who she just met or her family friend Sonny.  I am thinking you should have sex with Dominic first Lulu before you make this big of a decision!! The end of the episode has left me a little confused. Lucky tracks Elizabeth down at the end of the episode. Elizabeth is all guilt ridden and wrinkled and tells him that she has been sleeping with Nikolas?!?  Then Nikolas turns the corner and Lucky shoots him. Um what?!? It all happened so fast I am thinking it didn’t really happen at all!?! Oh and can we get it on with unveiling the mystery character?? The big build up is getting a little tiresome!