How many times is Sonny going to say I am supposed to keep my kids safe? It is getting old. You are in the mob dude. It may be mob-lite, but it is still the mob!! Michael finds Carly and the baby just in time. Jason and Sam are right behind him. Michael stops Claudia right in her tracks hitting her with an ax. Not sure where he got an ax but let’s move on!! Jason instantly calls Sonny and prepares a cover up. Um why can’t Michael just claim self-defense?? Claudia was stealing the baby?? I think Jason can’t help himself. Why tell the cops the truth? I am not the PCPD but I’m thinking Michael would get off. According to Jason it is much better to cover it up and have Michael live with the guilt and fear of killing his stepmother. I truly hope for Michael’s sake you have a good therapist on speed dial. Claudia I know you are dead, but I have a question. If you got away with the baby, were you going to take it to The Bold and the Beautiful!?!  Sam takes Carly and the baby (Jocelyn) to General Hospital. Jason, Max, and Milo bury Claudia and torch the cabin. Not suspicious at all Jason!! Johnny gets the paramedics to come rescue Lulu.  Dominic better get some action from you after all of this Lulu. He stayed with you in freezing water until you were rescued. Where’s Joey Limbo? Joey Limbo is that crazy guy released from prison that Anthony Zacchara sent out to kill Sonny and Jason. I thought he would surface tonight.   Maxi is outside of Kate’s house so that she can let the pool guy in. Having your pool cleaned in the rain Kate? Maxi sees Sonny opening the gate to his house with a big old blood handprint on his silk shirt. See this is what I mean! Everyone is questioning what happened to Claudia. This is insane. It’s very simple. Call Diane. Tell Mac that you stumbled upon the car, found your Mom, and Claudia stealing the baby. Done!!  No hiding the body. No arson!  No lying! I guess that is why I failed the test to enter the mob because I answered that question wrong?

Baby Girl Jax is born. Claudia helps Carly deliver the baby but then she turns crazy again not letting Carly hold the baby. Oh boy!!  Michael just so happens to find the car that Claudia was driving on the side of the road. Amazing!! Spinelli has a computer and video of the roads, the police are trying all over the place to find them, Michael is home half the night, and then hops in the car and finds the car right away. Lulu is in major trouble. Her foot is stuck in that hole, well or whatever she fell in and the water level is rising. Dominic is staying with her and Johnny has gone off for help. Lulu remembers that Dominic is a cop and she asks him to not take Sonny down.  Again why the hell is there a big hole with water in the Zachara mansion??

It seems that no one drives in Port Charles unless it is raining and why did Claudia put Carly in the back seat??  Carly grabs the wheel from Claudia and they crash. Carly becomes conscious before Claudia so she is able to get out of the car, wander through the woods, and find a house. Dominic and Lulu go to the old Zachara mansion because they think Claudia may be headed there and Johnny is there as well. It didn’t take long for that mansion to be totally run down and what’s with all the cob webs. Has it really been that long since someone has lived there? Alexis agrees to get Jason out of lock up since Mac had no reason to hold him. It amazes me how Mac is the police commissioner. He is always arresting people without any proof. You can’t keep someone in lock up because you think he is going to do something bad. If that were the case my four-year-old would be in an indefinite time-out. Now that I think of it that is not such a bad idea. Jason gets out just in time to follow another vehicle that could be the car Claudia is driving. However it is in the complete opposite direction of the Zachara mansion.  Well that is a bummer because Lulu just fell into a well. That would be a shame for Lulu to almost drown for a bogus lead. Lulu is another one who is playing police detective in heels. Why wouldn’t you change your shoes? That is the first thing that I do when I am trying to find my pregnant cousin who was just taken hostage. I put on my sneakers. If you take care of your feet they will take care of you!!  Oh and why is there a big hole with water in the middle of the house?!? Carly begins to get settled. Well as settled as you can get while being in labor, in the rain, in the middle of the woods, after being held hostage by a crazy woman, who is married to your ex-husband, and had your son shot. No sooner is Carly covering herself with a blankie, Claudia comes busting through the door looking crazier than ever.