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Brenda Barrett returns to Port Charles on August 11th and she has a secret. I am soooo excited I may have to take the day off from work.
What do you think her secret is??? I won't tell anyone....

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

That whole bit about Dominic being off the undercover mob operation! Scratch that…it’s back on!! It seems Jax has friends in high places. I know two people who are going to be very unhappy with Jax’s interference in this one. Carly and Olivia!! You are going to be in major hot water Jax!! I’m afraid for you. Nikolas brings his grandmother to General Hospital to be treated on account that she was being poisoned. It doesn’t look like anyone at GH is very happy to see her!!  Luke tells Alexis about his little adventure in Greece and about the looming doom of Valentin (the Cassadine bastard child). Although Alexis has heard stories, she has never seen him in action. Alexis seems to think that Valentin is a front for Helena. I saw his picture on soaps.com Alexis. He must be real!! There is some mob guy Joey that is getting an early parole. I guess there is reason for concern because Anthony is sending Joey after Sonny!! Oh and as if that is not enough Anthony has a couple more things for Joey. First no harm should come to Johnny, feel free to take out Carly and that Dominic character too! Wow Anthony that is a tall order for simply helping Joey get parole. I guess Joey doesn’t care about a little thing called parole violation.  Elizabeth tells Nikolas that she is going to still marry Lucky; and Nikolas says he is going to try and make things work with Rebecca!?!? O.K. Nikolas that makes sense. Hey Elizabeth! I wonder when the old Lucky comes back on Oct. 27th if he will put up with your half hearted attempts at your relationship. Sam and Jason rent the room where Ian Devlin was staying while he was alive and are searching for the missing voice recorder. The search may have to wait a minute due to the fact an undercover cop posing as a hooker is busting them for solicitation. I am sure she means no offense Sam. I guess you are looking pretty hooker-ish on this fine Thursday!!

6:39 pm est

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Jason leaves Claudia with this message. I am going to go listen to Ian Devlin’s voice recordings and if I hear your voice I will be coming for you. Oh good god Claudia. I think I pooped my pants for you. Get the heck out of Port Charles. How could you ever possibly close your eyes to go to sleep?  Not even a few Benadryl sucked down with a bottle of wine could drown out that kind of fear. Kristina has sex with Kiefer. Kiefer asks if she got the condom. Let me just ask this Kiefer other than you renting the hotel room and bringing your penis what other preparations have you made for this momentous occasion?? As if on queue once the deed was done, Kiefer’s cell phone alarm goes off and he instantly has to leave. So was it good for you Kristina?? Right didn’t think it would be. Dominic confides to Lulu that Claudia wants to have sex with him to get pregnant. Dr. Lee was able to stop Carly’s contractions with some medicine for now. Carly is two centimeters dilated and is told to avoid stress at all costs. That is all they have said to Carly this entire pregnancy! Carly encounters confrontation constantly and has one catastrophe after another.  How do you avoid stress?  It is not like stress sends you a post card and says it will be arriving on Tuesday. It just happens. No warning!!  BAM!!  Oh and Kristina...your vagina called and it wants it's hymen back!!  

10:12 am est

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

As Jason and Sam are getting hot and heavy on the couch, Molly pops up from the hot tub. It seems she was doing a science experiment in Sam’s hot tub. Molly aren’t you like ten-years-old? Isn’t anyone watching you??  Why do you have a nanny? Olivia is ecstatic that Dante has been taken off his undercover assignment. The person not so happy is Jax!  Olivia I really hope you don’t think this is over, even I know that!  Luke and Ethan have been replaced at the “Haunted Star” by Linc and Evan.  Someone not mentioning any names (Tracey) is a little bitter about Luke’s recent adventure.  Carly is starting to have contractions but don’t worry she has a drunken Johnny and Coleman by her side. Nice…quite a combo!! She keeps saying I didn’t know French fries would hurt the baby. Really Carly?!  You really think it is the French fries. All the crap that you have gone through during this pregnancy and you think fries put you over the edge.  Claudia is still on Dominic’s tail for him to have sex with her. He finally realizes why when Sonny tells him that if Claudia is not pregnant he will not be having a child with her. Eureka Dominic. She wants your sperm!!  Kristina tells Kiefer that she has to wait thirty days until they can have sex. I don’t think waiting is going to fit into Kiefer’s plans, because he got a hotel room for tonight.  I mean if he can’t get a refund on the room you are going to have to put out Kristina. You should have cancelled sex with him 48 hours ago. Jason pays Claudia a visit and tells her that Ian Devlin recorded all of his conversations, including the one where she ordered the hit causing Michael to be shot. I think this is the beginning of the end for you Claudia. Bold and the Beautiful here you come! I am going to miss you, but I am happy for you for the fact that I hear you are going to be a nice girl there. I have complete anxiety watching you and your shenanigans as Claudia. Your only worry is going to be whether you are going to work for the Forrester’s or Jackie M!

5:15 pm est

Monday, October 12, 2009

Claudia makes some lame excuse that she is getting Johnny a room at the Metrocourt, so that he can recuperate more effectively. How does that explain why your belt was undone? You should be glad that I am not your husband, because I can see right through that bullshit! A drunken Johnny tries yet another time to get answers from Olivia. Seriously Johnny!! What happened to the tough guy who came to Port Charles who was fearless and living on the edge? Now you are singing in bars, playing the piano, and crying all over the place. You are going totally soft dude. That must be some good pasta that Olivia puts out!! Dominic is upset that he is being taken off his undercover assignment. He runs into Lulu on the docks. He confides in Lulu his disgust for the mob and that the man who was like a father to him was murdered by the mob.  He goes to Sonny’s to start packing his clothes and Claudia demands he meet her tomorrow night. So desperate for a man to get you pregnant Claudia!?! Just feed him chocolate stingers, it works like a charm.  I wonder if it is exhausting blackmailing people all day. I know I get exhausted emailing, so blackmailing must be ten times worse. Sonny tries to help Michael with his anger and his flashbacks. I don’t know Michael; your Dad might not be the most helpful in this department.  Carly gets busted by Johnny sneaking French fries from Coleman out of the back door of Jake’s. They have a little chat about Olivia and share some fries; but are interrupted by Carly having a contraction. Carly if you are in labor you better get rid of that bag of fries. Jax is going to have a fit! He so would have disapproved of my biggie Diet Coke that I had everyday while I was pregnant. Sorry Jax! A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do to get through the day.  Just a little side note…how come every time Sam and Jason are about to kiss they both look so nervous. It is slightly uncomfortable! You guys have already slept together what are you nervous about???  

9:39 pm est


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