It is the big night…the karaoke competition at Jake’s!  Patrick is really pumped about the competition. I guess being one of the top brain surgeons in the country just isn’t satisfying enough. Patrick is talking smack about the first act. The first act happens to be Chikezie. Now maybe that name rings a bell to you and maybe it does not. It meant nothing to me. The GH crew has been twittering that he would be on the show today. Well thank goodness for google, because it clued me in that Chikezie was on American Idol (7^th season). Anyway he was pretty good.  He performs a little number by Phil Collins called “Against all odds!”  I wonder if it is easy being Chikezie??  Olivia is at the bar crying trying not to look at Johnny and Johnny is at the bar all teary eyed over Olivia!  Seriously get it together Johnny. Your mob buddies would crucify you over this type of behavior!! Patrick decides to take a rain check on karaoke. Good move! He thinks it is going to be a fabulous idea for he and Louise to surprise Robin with some take-out Chinese. Meanwhile back at the house Maxi is telling Robin that she has to spice things up. She has this crazy feather/space outfit for her to wear. Yikers!! I don’t think the outfit had the same affect with Louise tailing behind Patrick. Chinese anyone???  Claudia tells Dominic she knows who he is and that she suspects he is working with another family. He needs to sleep with her or else!! As Claudia is seducing Dominic the police knock on the door and say he is under arrest. Well he is not really under arrest! That was a close one. Dominic is told he is being taken off the case. Alexis tries to have a sex talk with Kristina. Painful! I am sure Kristina would rather be punched in the face by Kiefer than sit through this. Jason and Sam plan to break into the PCPD warehouse. Spinelli is left behind to man the computer. Sorry Spinelli, you can put away your black ski mask now?!? Lucky catches Sam red handed! Also, Sonny just so happens to be in the Metrocourt lobby talking to Carly when Claudia comes down the elevator. First, why didn’t you fix your belt in the hotel room and not while you were walking out of the elevator? It really makes you look like a hooker. Second, why would you pick the Metrocourt  for your little scheme? Aren’t there any other hotels in Port Charles??

To check out Chikezie on GH.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VWFmqC7AX8

Sam takes Kristina to the clinic to get birth control. O.K. just wondering what happened to Sam’s boobs?  All of a sudden she doesn’t have any boobies. Is it really necessary for Dominic to wear a wire or just an opportunity for us to see his rock hard pectorals? Claudia attempts to seduce Dominic in a private room at the Metrocourt. Dominic you better get the H out of there. Her crotch is like a venus fly trap! Next thing you know she will be passing your baby off as Sonny’s. Louise Addison, the new Assistant D.A., just so happens to be an old roommate of Patrick’s ex- girlfriend. Robin, Patrick and Louise giggle about Patrick in the good old days. Patrick is no longer that wildcat that you remember Louise. He is married, has a baby, and loves him some Karaoke. I wonder if that ex-girlfriend is going to surface in Port Charles?!? I am sure she is or else they would have no reason to mention her. After Robin and Matt bail on him, Patrick is left to go it alone to Jake’s.  Louise asks if she can tag along.  The more the merrier at karaoke Louise. Just remember the promise Patrick that you made to Robin. No duets!!

Mischa “Helena’s Nurse” takes Ethan and Lulu to Luke. I am not sure how much of a nurse she is because she is wearing heels!?!  That is not very practical. She must subscribe to the Sam McCall theory that it is better to be doubled over in foot pain than for people to really see how tall you are! I am 5'2" and I am not ashamed to admit it.  Ethan and Lulu untie Luke; and Helena begs to be taken with them. They are quickly met by gunmen and then Nikolas just so happens to show up?!? Helena tells Nikolas that she is being drugged and that Valentin is a brutal man and his plan is to kill the Cassadine’s and Spencer’s. Not sure what the Spencer’s did to Valentin but whatever!?! Jason, Sam, and Spinelli team up to get the goods on Claudia. Spinelli is able to retrieve the inventory list of Ian Devlin’s personal items the night of his death. I wonder if Sam and Jason are going to Laverne and Shirley it into the PCPD warehouse to get his voice recorder.  Michael can’t control his anger. He first breaks a vase in a room filled with Carly, Morgan, Molly, and Kristina; then he punches Kiefer in the face. Michael in is inexcusable for you to have broken that vase. It was probably expensive!! Alexis forbids the girls to hang out with him until his anger is under control.  Um Alexis…how about you forbid Kristina to see her abusive boyfriend, before she has sex with him. Johnny goes to Olivia and tells her that he doesn’t buy her not loving him and he will gladly reveal the fact that Claudia was responsible for Michael’s shooting in order to be with her. He is hurting my heart Olivia!! How can you turn him away!  Claudia phones Olivia to book a room for her at the Metrocourt under an assumed name. I suppose to seduce Dominic?? Olivia it is not going to simply end with dumping Johnny, you are now Claudia’s bitch!! Dominic’s lieutenant tells him that they are running out of time. Tommy Soto is only giving up the Zachara’s and hasn’t given them anything on Sonny.  He says the only way to nail this investigation down and get Dominic out safely is to wear a wire.  Oh Dominic, that's a bad idea! Remember what happened when Brenda wore a wire?? Sonny was really pissed!!!

Sorry I don’t love you; even though you are handsome, romantic, and blow my mind it bed!  Wait! What?!?  Olivia you are not making any sense.  Not even blackmail would make me give up Johnny Zachara!! Nikolas is able to snatch the letter from Spencer in the nick of time. Tremendous this way you can continue to betray your brother Nikolas. What’s it going to be Tommy?  Turn states evidence or a bullet? Well if you put it that way how about I will sing like a canary!  Dominic says great, now knock me out!  Oh boy you’re in trouble Dominic!  Jason just said you have to go tell Sonny that Tommy got away.  If I were you I would go get your Mom. Mischa is telling Ethan and Lulu that she is just a nurse for Helena; but soaps.com tells me that you are a Cassadine, Mischa. What’s up??? Helena tells Luke her husband had yet another bastard child, Valentin. Valentin was denied all Cassadine rights. So what you are saying is that he is extremely angry?!? Helena pleads with Luke to stop him before both of their families are destroyed. Claudia attempts to seduce Dominic. Who cares if you get pregnant by Sonny or Dominic?  Details, Details.  Johnny comes barreling through and demands to know what Claudia did to Olivia. I think he said something like tell me or I will bash your skull. My brother says that to me all the time, no big deal!! Olivia tells Jax that she is tempted to turn the tables on Claudia and tell Jason that Claudia was responsible for Michael’s shooting. Now you're thinking Bensonhurst!!

Claudia is giving Olivia the squeeze. Claudia’s ultimatum is to end things with Johnny or she spills the beans!! Oh I don’t know!! Giving up that fine piece of booty, that is a tough one!! Claudia doesn’t know that Dominic is really an undercover cop. Olivia said that Dante had the good sense not to compromise the Falconari name with his filthy career choice.  That’s pretty good Olivia, you’re quick on your feet. I hope for your sake that if you do decide to end things with Johnny, you get one last roll in hay. The kids and Jax want Carly to pick a name for the baby before it is born. Carly says that the first name must start with a J, since that is a tradition in the Jax family. Since Jax named his baby in real life peanut, let’s hope he doesn’t have too much of a say on this baby’s name. Lulu and Ethan set out to find Luke. They go to the Cassadine Island and are met by gunmen but let go. The nurse “Mischa” who is taking care of Helena follows them and warns them that they are in danger. Helena is on some drug protocol and in and out of consciousness.  Luke is being held prisoner.  Who is their captor???  Another Cassadine!!  Oh great another crazy Cassadine! I originally thought that maybe it was going to be James Franco!?! But he is not set to be on the show until the end of November.  Soaps.com says that Matthew Borlenghi will be the Cassadine newcomer. I guess that blows my original theory!  The nurse “Mischa” will be a recurring character and it is being reported that she is also a Cassadine. Elizabeth leaves town and Nikolas is frantic to find her to make things right. Whatever that is?? He confides his little affair to Robin. Before Elizabeth left town, she left a note for Nikolas. Spencer got a hold of note and decided to doodle. He was so proud of the picture that he wanted to show his Uncle Lucky.  Oh boy Spencer. You will never be let out of the east wing now!! Back with the servants for you!  Johnny brings Olivia a stuffed puppy and in return she breaks up with him. As if that isn’t bad enough, she tells him that she doesn’t love him and that she loves Sonny. Oh great. Now Johnny is going to go back to being angry speed racer boy. Sonny tells Claudia that he doesn’t want to have another child. Don’t worry Sonny! She will just go get knocked up by someone else and say it is yours.  Dominic takes Tommy Soto to the woods on Sonny’s orders. He tells Tommy that he is NYPD and he won’t kill him but he has to turn states evidence and go into the witness protection program. Jason is on his way to check on Dominic to make sure the job is done right.  

Tyler Christopher (Nikolas) and his wife had a baby over the weekend (Greysun James Christopher)! Hopefully it was the anticipation of the baby's arrival making you so preoccupied Nikolas and not the fact that you are so super in love with Elizabeth!!!