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General Hospital
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Brenda Barrett returns to Port Charles on August 11th and she
has a secret. I am soooo excited I may have to take the day off from work.
What do you think her secret is??? I won't
tell anyone....
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Friday, October 2, 2009
Claudia fast talks her way out of Michael thinking that she was responsible for his shooting. That’s
nice Claudia; confuse the kid with brain damage!! She then proceeds to lay a holy guilt trip on Sonny,
so that he will move forward with their plans to have another baby. Kristina asks Sam for help with birth control so she can
have sex with Kiefer. AWKWARD!! Kiefer is super sorry about pushing Kristina in the hotel room. Um yeah…they call that
the honeymoon stage in domestic abuse cases. Sonny and Jason ask Dominic to find the leak in the organization. Dominic’s
lieutenant tells him to give them a name (Tommy Soto). Dominic is reluctant to give up an innocent man to Sonny but he does.
Sonny wants Dominic to eliminate Tommy. Here you go Dominic; this is what it is like to play with the big dogs. Claudia pays
a little visit to Olivia. She is just foaming at the mouth to tell her that she knows her little “Dominic/Dante secret.”
Who smells blackmail?? I do!!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Claudia is dropping major hints that she knows that there is a connection between Dominic and Olivia and Olivia is
totally freaking out!! Oh this is going to be bad!! Claudia knows their secret and I am sure she wants
something. Sam walks in on Kiefer and Kristina in the bedroom. Sam tries to give Kristina a little sex
talk but Kristina basically tells Sam that she is a hooker and why would she listen to her. Very good point
Kristina; that is why you are going to Yale!! Kristina tells Kiefer that she is ready and to set up another place that they
can go. Kiefer sets them up with a room at the Metrocourt. No big surprise he didn’t
have candles like Jason did for Sam. Jason is mobster and he even knows to light candles. Kristina gets
cold feet and changes her mind. Oh Kiefer don’t like that very much! This one is going to hurt Kristina
because he looks awfully frustrated. There is a new mob hangout for the Corinthos Organization. The boys in South Philly would
be proud! It is a quaint little restaurant, with a back office perfectly situated for Sonny’s dealings. Michael confronts
Claudia about the conversation that he remembers from when he was in a coma. Goes something like this…Michael
I am so sorry, I am responsible for you getting shot! Huh!! You are a brave soul Michael!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Kristina skips school to plead with her Dad not to bring another unwanted child
into the world. She and Sonny have a little heart-to-heart and all seems well. Quit your whining Kristina! You are in an expensive
private school, your mom confessed to a crime that you committed and your are on your way to Yale. Get over it.
What did you really miss out on? Getting shot!!Kristina moves on from her daddy issues to her dysfunctional relationship
with Kiefer. Kristina invites Kiefer into her bedroom for some afternoon loving. Ethan and Lulu go to try
and find Luke. Lulu I hope you have enough vacation time to go track your dad down. Helena attempts to call Nikolas, she seems to be in some kind of hospital. Helena’s face is starting to look a little like Michael Jackson’s.
I think she has gotten it pulled just a little too tight. Luke in some kind of prison cell trying to escape. Kate is
totally doing the walk of shame the day after Maxie and Spinelli’s wedding. I know it well Kate. No one is judging
you here! Kate I am sorry but no amount of ibuprofen is going to numb the pain of kissing Coleman. She does remember
however the fact that Dante is Dominic! She promises to keep their secret but warns Olivia and Dominic that the lie is going
to explode in everyone’s face. Claudia of course is lurking around the corner. She is like a fly on poop!! I don’t
know how they didn’t see her in that leather red mini skirt. Claudia comes out just in time to tell Olivia that she
can’t wait to bring her down!! Dominic I don't think the undercover cop thing is going so well. Perhaps
you could do an instructional video on "How to blow your cover in ten easy steps!!" I think it will be a big
hit!!
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Well it is a fabulous karaoke filled un-wedding! Ethan gets the party started with singing “you’re
one of my kind; followed by Morgan and Molly singing “ABC.” Morgan was awesome and let’s
just say Molly is super cute but should stick to the books. Michael is no where to be found. It is a tie on who was M.V.D.
(Most Valuable Drunk) of the un-wedding. It’s a close one between Mac and Kate. Let’s start with Mac sucking down
gin and tonics and then singing “Macho Man” with Patrick. Coleman stops the music to set some
mood lighting and pulls up two girls up on the bar. These girls must have been hanging out behind the bar on the bottom shelf
because they literally came from nowhere. Coleman then resumed the song accompanying Mac and Patrick. Kate very impressed
with Coleman’s macho-ness starts sucking face with him. What?!? I don’t get it. Is it the cheesy mustache, his
blue tuxedo shirt, or the fact that he is a bartender at a dive bar?? That’s going to hurt in the morning!! Kate may
be really drunk, but she recognizes that Dominic is Dante. Olivia quickly rushes her out of the bar. As they are talking in
the alley they are overheard by Claudia. Of course! Dominic just give this undercover thing up, because it’s ridiculous.
Jack Sparrow (I mean Ethan) bellies up to Nikolas’s castle and questions the whereabouts of Luke. Just then Lulu and
Ethan receive a text saying…”your old man is in trouble, come to Cas!” Whatever that means! Jason and Sam
end their evening in a candle lit hotel room at the Metrocourt. Kristina goes to her Dad’s with a piece of cake from
the wedding. She overhears Sonny telling Mike that he feels he should honor Claudia's wishes to have another
baby, since Kristina was responsible for killing the first one. Ouch! Kristina are you in therapy because
this is kind of heavy? An abusive boyfriend and Yale aren’t going to wash these issues away. I would
have to say that Maxie and Spinelli’s un-wedding was a huge success. I can only hope that Maxie and Lulu are not in
trouble for not stopping Kate from playing kissy face with Coleman. If I were their boss I may have to fire them. Friends
don't let friends kiss Coleman!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Maxie and Spinelli's Un-Wedding Day
Mac passes out right after the announcement is made that that the
wedding is not happening. The diagnosis…sheer glee! I have never seen guests so happy and supportive that a wedding isn't
happening. It is probably invigorating not to have to worry about them cashing your check. So everyone
is invited to the after party at Jake’s. Mac gets all drunk. He plays a really bad drunk. Haven’t
you ever been drunk in real life Mac?? Maybe you should hang out with my friends and I over the weekend, so we can show you
how to really act like an idiot! It involves fun things like posting pictures of bathrooms on your facebook page,
as well as falling asleep when you still have guests in your house. Good times!! Ethan crashes the reception.
Why does Ethan remind me of Jack Sparrow?? Ethan decides to teach Kristina, Morgan, and Molly some card
games. Kristina is a little flirty with Ethan. Careful Kristina. I am sure Kiefer has put some sort
of device in that cell phone he gave you. It probably sends off a bat signal if another man is within 10 feet
of you. Kate shows up at the reception. Dominic got out of dodge quick; because remember it’s his aunt!!
Maxi and Spinelli go through all of the normal traditions…toasts, cutting the cake, garter and bouquet toss!!
Jason catches the garter (not on purpose) and Sam catches the bouquet. How sweet! Sam can wear a black
wedding dress. Lulu gets a little sappy and goes outside to find Dominic. Robin arranges for everyone to
sing to Maxi and Spinelli “I want to know what love is” while they dance. Well everyone but
Jason, because he is to cool for that nonsense. Lulu and Dominic dance outside Jake’s. Dude
you are moving pretty good for just getting hit by a car!!
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