Jax assures Michael that he did not set up the hit against Sonny; and that he will tell him and Carly everything once the baby is born. Why is everyone still worried about Carly’s pregnancy? She is a flippin’ ox!!  If she hasn’t stroked by now, I don’t think she will. I couldn’t even handle working or making dinner while I was pregnant; let alone have my son wake up from a coma being a total a-hole, then accused of a hit-and-run thus running off to Mexico! Claudia is very nervous about Michael remembering conversations while he was in a coma. Right!?! You should be! Johnny wants her to leave town but she won’t do it.  Why not! Italy sounds fabulous right about now. Forget about the fact that you are probably going to be killed; do you want to be in New York for the winter?  You’re crazy!! Poor Lucky! He’s like that cartoon character that turns into a jackass when they are being played for a fool!  Elizabeth is obviously so jealous when it comes to Rebecca and Nikolas. Nikolas turns down dinner plans with Lucky and Elizabeth to have a romantic dinner with Rebecca. They have dinner in the same place that Elizabeth and Nikolas had sex. EEWWW! I hope the servants steam cleaned the carpets! Sonny tells Dominic that he is not sure if Johnny can be trusted and that Johnny is going to pay the price if Anthony strikes again. Sonny pays Anthony a little visit to deliver his warning. Dominic assured Sonny that he would kill Johnny if that is what had to be done.  Dominic there is no way in heck you would kill Johnny!!  Unless of course you are tired of your Mom playing hide the manicotti with him.  I can see where that would hit a nerve. Dominic hobbles over to Mercy to thank Johnny for taking the bullets that were intended for him; and that he owes him one! Like not kill him when Sonny tells you to? Dominic you look like hell, maybe you should have called Dominic instead.

Elizabeth and Lucky start marriage counseling with Laney.  Isn’t there another therapist around, perhaps someone who you don’t get drunk with at Jake’s?  However not once did Elizabeth mention having sex with Nikolas!! I’m thinking that piece of information might be a tad bit important in order to have a healthy and honest relationship.  The perfect Elizabeth act is a snoozer!! Michael confronts Jax about his coma memories.  Michael accuses Jax of setting up the hit against Sonny that resulted in his shooting. Um Michael no offense, don’t quit school and go to work for Sam and Spinelli!!  Remember the time yesterday when the fortune teller told you things aren’t always as they seem!?! Spinelli and Maxie are separately having cold feet about their upcoming nuptials, but are not discussing it with each other. My thoughts on the wedding…NOT happening!!  Sam betrays Michael’s confidence and tells Jason that Michael is trying to find out who is responsible for his shooting. Oh and who overhears their conversation? Big ears Claudia! Sonny confronts Johnny saying he thinks he was working with his father putting the ambush in motion and it backfired. Sonny you need to up your meds cause you crazy!! Olivia warns Johnny not to trust anyone including Dominic. Oh good lord what are you doing Olivia??  How about you look in a mirror and warn yourself to stop visiting Dominic in the hospital because it is starting to look weird; and if you are going to visit him how about you need to shut the flippin’ door.

Jason and Sam are alone and “get it on” in the penthouse and good god Jason has his shirt off. That acai berry drink is really working the body good Jason!! Thinking they are still alone they come down the steps kissing. Sam’s legs are wrapped around Jason and he is carrying her down the steps. I know that Jason is super buff, but I fear that if I were the one he was carrying we would have tumbled down the stairs. They are met by Molly, Kristina, Robin, Patrick, Spinelli, and Maxie discussing wedding plans in the living room. Awkward!  Jason abruptly dismisses everyone, but Molly stays back to have a little chat. It was pretty comical, Molly warned Jason not to hurt Sam! Morgan asks to let Dominic come stay with them while he is recovering. Edward thanks Ethan for pulling him out of the car after his heart attack and getting him to the hospital.  Ethan wants to cash in on Edwards gratitude and asks him to get Rebecca away from Nikolas before he breaks her heart.  Huh a hooligan with a heart! So good to see!

Michael is getting very agitated with Jax.  He isn’t sure to what extent Jax was involved in his shooting; but his memory of Jax’s coma conversations are a bit disturbing to him. Michael goes to visit the fortune teller.  The fortune teller warns Michael that things are not always as they appear and to not act to hasty on these memories until he knows the whole truth. No one wants to say “Bitch why didn’t you tell us a car was going to come barreling through the carnival?” Doesn’t she have a moral obligation to try and stop a catastrophic event? Probably not! That would really affect her repeat business, no one would ever know if anything she said was true!! She also rambles at the end “some are by the bed and some are in the mirror!” At the end of the episode Michael looks in a mirror and sees Jax in the living room.  Dun, Dun, Da!!!  A bitter Nikolas offers congratulations to Elizabeth.  When can you stop saying congratulations to someone that has been engaged multiple times to the same person? At what point do you say what the heck are you thinking? It didn't work the first two times, what makes you think it is going to work the third time. Also, Nikolas you have a lot of other things to worry about other than Lucky and Elizabeth. First, how about Spencer?  He needs some socialization off that island. Second, aren't you trying to screw over Rebecca? Get your priorities straight and stop all the hanky panky with your brother's fiancee. If Elizabeth gets pregnant with your baby I am going to freak out!

Sarah Brown (Claudia) just twittered...
"All the news that is fit to print. Claudia Zacchara has been a wild ride, every ride stops when the music ends. The Music stops mid Oct." What does that mean? Claudia's leaving?  All that work, scheming, lying, getting knocked up??? Since now that I am a crazy twitter stalker, I needed answers! Sarah just confirmed that she is in fact leaving the show responding "Its been nice being back at GH, but it's time for the Character to come to an end, at least for me. Much love :)" Something about having a lead in a movie. That's Great but WHAT ABOUT GH?? I have to tell you Claudia gives me a lot of material. It will be a lonely place without her!!

Elizabeth and Nikolas end up making love sweet love! Oh and big shock afterwards they talk about how they shouldn’t have done it.  Oh good god!  Just quit your yapping, because Nikolas I have to tell you that your best feature is not the sound of your voice.  When Olivia hears the news about Johnny she drops everything and runs over to see him at Mercy Hospital. Of all times why isn’t Johnny in General Hospital with everyone else. Claudia and Olivia have their typical squabble; then Claudia slaps Olivia and Olivia punches Claudia.  Yeah! Bensonhurst rules!! Elizabeth heads back to the hospital and meets up with Lucky. Elizabeth you should be ashamed of yourself. You smell like sex!! Elizabeth tells Lucky she will marry him. What!?!  Didn’t you do this once before to him when you were knocked up with Jason’s love child??  Seriously Elizabeth you should just hand Lucky a bottle of pain pills and a fifth of bourbon so he can just get this party started ahead of time. You are a dirty hooker Elizabeth, now go clean yourself off.

Olivia is off the hook! She doesn’t have to tell Sonny her big secret because Dominic doesn’t need a transplant.  Congrats to you and your kidneys Dominic!! Jason and Sonny are extremely grateful to Dominic for saving Morgan. Olivia I think you should keep visiting Dominic because no one will think it is weird!! Dominic divulges to Olivia that he is starting to feel like a chump because he really likes Sonny and his family. Told you Dominic!! Sonny is a very likeable mobster. Michael confides to Sam about the conversations he remembers when he was in a coma. Ethan tries to warn Rebecca that Nikolas is out for revenge. When Rebecca doesn’t believe him, Ethan goes to Lucky for help. I think you are on your own Ethan, no one cares! Jason forbids Spinelli to ever go on an assignment for the organization ever again. Walking into an ambush is a little extreme for being a computer whiz. I actually think you must be a cat Spinelli; because there is no way you should have survived let alone not have a single scratch on your body. I hope they are paying you well!! You must have a big ass savings since you don’t pay any rent at Jason’s!! Oh good god! Claudia is on a rampage because Johnny was shot on the order of her father.  So poor Spinelli who sat by Johnny’s bedside the entire time is slapped in the face for the mere delivery of the news. That’s B.S. Spinelli!  I don’t think anyone would have blamed you if you kicked her knee out. Claudia vowed that Port Charles would feel her pain if anything happens to Johnny!  A delusional Johnny asks Jason and Spinelli to protect Olivia from Claudia in the event anything happens to him. No chance they are going to let that one drop Johnny?? Elizabeth tells Lucky she loves him, but has to think about his marriage proposal and then goes to visit Nikolas.  Um! Isn’t your toddler in the hospital? Shouldn’t you refuse the brandy, stop kissing Nikolas, and put your love life on hold for just a sec?