Jason and Sam show up just as Michael is about to get a beat down for stealing the watch from that couple.   Jason kindly waves a gun in the dude’s face, gives him a wad of cash and tells him and his girlfriend to be on their way. I think I may have seen a little pee trickle down his leg. Sam did have a chance to tell him that he should be nicer to his girlfriend.  That was so nice of you Sam! I guess Sam and Jason are superheroes now?  First they fight injustice then make sure there is a little lesson attached to it at the end.  All this action may have been a little much for Jason because his bullet wound started oozing all over the place and they needed to call a  doctor. The doctor said here are some antibiotics and for the love of god get a new t-shirt with some of that cash that is in your pocket.  He didn’t really say the part about the t-shirt! Sam tells Kristina that all charges have been dropped against Michael and that Alexis has confessed to Claudia's accident. Oh boy Kristina; now what are you going to do? I have an idea!  How about telling everyone the truth!  I know it is a crazy idea but sometimes you have to think outside the box! Kristina’s boyfriend, Kiefer is going to get his ass beat. He keeps showing up asking about Kristina and Michael. What about Carly and Sonny seem approachable to you Kiefer?  Did you forget that you called Michael brain damaged and then got in a fist fight with him?  Oh and then there was that time you roughed little Morgan up on the docks. Do you think everyone is just going to forget about all of that? I say fat chance of that happening!!  I think it is more likely that you are going to get a nice visit from Max and Milo. Claudia overhears Alexis and Sonny talking about the fact that Kristina caused the accident. Seriously, doesn’t anyone in Port Charles close doors when they have a super secret conversation. It is really getting out of hand!  Now Claudia has no other choice but to create some ridiculous revenge scheme that will surely backfire against poor Kristina!!  Claudia is like the worst mobster ever! 

8/27/09

Michael pays for Kristina’s plane ticket home by stealing a watch from a couple who were renting wave runners from them.  My first instinct would be to say you should never steal; but these two were complete a-holes.   So I’m o.k. with it in this instance.  My moral code tends to fluctuate depending on the situation!!  Alexis gets off with community service for the hit and run of Claudia Zachara.  Her punishment is to do pro bono legal work and resign as District Attorney.  Who is responsible for such a dynamic deal? Her prince of a nephew, Nikolas!  Nikolas is getting darker and darker by the minute. This is going to be good!  I can’t wait to see what type of Cassadine craziness he unleashes on Rebecca. Helena will be so proud!  Spinelli finally tells Jax that he was able to trace the email from Michael and Kristina and they are in Cancun. Robin engages the help of Jax and Olivia in helping to solve the Brianna Hughes murder.  So far they are able to prove that a statue type thing (which could very well be the murder weapon) is missing from the hotel room where Brianna was murdered.   Robin is so giddy with delight that she runs right over to Alexis to tell her that she believes Andrea is the murderer and she is going to prove it.  Andrea of course is outside the door listening to the whole thing.  Seriously this woman is everywhere.  Kind of like the fruit flies that are in my kitchen right now!! Dominic steals shipment plans from Sonny’s desk.  I know this is what Dominic is trained to do; but I would be pooping my pants going up against Sonny Corinthos! 

Jason and Sam hit the road to find Michael and Kristina.  Jason has a little less flesh now but they are back on track. Kristina confesses to Michael that she could be the one who ran Claudia off the road.  Michael says he is fine continuing to take the blame and he wants her to fly back to Port Charles. Poor sap hasn’t gotten the memo all the way in Mexico that he is already off the hook! Lulu plays the “I don’t like you/will never like you” with Dominic and to prove it she plants a big kiss on him. I guess you showed him Lulu.  Olivia tries to break it off with Johnny; but a big fat bouquet of stargazer lilies and some smooth talking quickly changes her tune.  Olivia you can always break up with him tomorrow after a few more tumbles in the sack. What’s the rush? Nikolas has some dark sinister plan to seek revenge on Rebecca.  Not sure exactly what he has planned; but it begins with him inviting her to Windermere to have dinner and then has sex with her. That’s right Nikolas. Show Rebecca who’s the boss?  But you may want to lose the robe!  You are looking kind of creepy right now??? So I think a really good rule of thumb moving forward is if someone starts out ridiculously angry with you because you lied and tried to scam them and then they turn around the very next day and forgive you; you should be very suspicious!! I know this is pretty enlightening!  You should not go to their very dark creepy castle alone.  I repeat do not go to their dark creepy castle alone!! This is free advice folks. No charge! 

So I didn’t recap yesterday’s episode of GH.  I know…I am a total slacker but I was having trouble getting an internet connection while I was tackling the waterslides with my kids. So here is a quick recap.  Jason is feeling a little better. He is able to get out of bed; and he and Sam are reminiscing about the good old days.  I never knew Jason was such a talker??  I think I like him better when he is not talking! Jax figures out that Dante is Dominic. Jax do you really think that you can keep Carly away from a big secret like that!! She will be all over this one!! Nikolas kisses Elizabeth again (I told you!) then a little later Lucky kisses Elizabeth. Oh boy!!  That’s a tangled web there Liz!! Nikolas visits Rebecca and tells her that he is sorry and that he may have over-reacted to finding out that she came to Port Charles to scam Emily’s family.  What?!? Is he for real?? The episode ends with Jason kissing Sam.  

So now let’s get to today’s episode…

Sam and Jason make sweet love!  Jason doesn’t let a couple of gun shot wounds keep him from getting his groove on.  Um…I hope you guys changed the sheets because Jason was oozing blood and sweat all over them. For this couple there is no after sex cuddling. Sam is all about rushing to go fix the car so they can get moving. Jason you are a pretty much a man’s man.  Are you o.k. with Sam fixing the car??  I don’t like to gender stereotype but this is a little ridiculous. Dominic and Morgan continue to bond; as well as Claudia and Sonny! Nikolas wants a new start with Rebecca. Really?!? Something smells really fishy!!  Perhaps it is Rebecca’s crotch!! Oh my word…Elizabeth and Nikolas feel a need to constantly talk about them kissing!!  Seriously…are you guys in high school??  Don’t you have any real life worries?  Oh that is right you both have kids that you are totally ignoring because you are obsessing about a kiss.  Just have sex already!! You could do it while Lucky is babysitting all the kids that aren’t his; then maybe you can have something to feel all guilty about.