I have so much cleaning to do right now; but I can’t very well start a big project like that when I haven’t watched today’s episode of GH! So Nikolas shows up to the family bbq in a collared shirt and blazer; and Spencer has a long sleeve shirt on as well.  What is wrong with you Nikolas?  It is summer!  Did I miss the memo that it is bad manners to wear a t-shirt and shorts?  Is Spencer just going to watch Cameron and Jake splash around in the kiddie pool.  That’ll be fun!! Today is a new day, the sun is shining and Jason’s fever has broken.  That Jason just needs a couple of days to recover from being shot.  Antibiotics are for babies!! However he doesn’t remember anything he was saying to Sam.  Um…Jason you told Sam you loved her!! She heard it and I heard it.  Hopefully you can pick up a new black t-shirt somewhere because yours is a wreck Jason!  Jax tells Olivia that he will keep her secret about Dante.  Morgan and Carly sit with Dominic at Kelly’s. Morgan really seems to like Dominic.  That would probably be because he is your brother!!  Olivia comes in and is a little stunned by the scene but quickly recovers. Then Olivia and Dominic start talking about Mother’s and Son’s hypothetically. It was kind of awkward. Jax comes in shortly after and looks extremely suspicious.  Jax is a corporate raider for crying out loud!! You can’t pull the wool over his eyes.  Olivia you seem like a really bright woman; don’t you feel the walls closing it?  There is no way that you are going to be able to keep this a secret.  I don't know how you are not slipping up already with his name.  Dominic, Dante, Dante, Dominic!?!  Don't get drunk because you will totally be screwed..  Don’t make me come to Port Charles and give you my “it’s better to be proactive rather than reactive” speech?  Sonny tells Claudia that he does not want a divorce.  Claudia I am starting to like you a little.  I can’t blame you totally for how you act. You had a really shitty childhood and you certainly can not help who your father is but I wouldn’t get your hopes up that you and Sonny are going live happily ever after!!  It’s just a hunch!

Rebecca does the “walk of shame” from Dominic’s room into Kelly’s.  Well I guess that is not accurate because they didn’t sleep together.  I suppose “dirty stay out” is more the term. Wearing the same outfit as the night before, Rebecca walks smack dab into Nikolas who is having breakfast with Molly. Whoopsie! After Dominic bids Rebecca farewell he tracks Lulu down at the hospital where she has super glued her hand to her hair. What?!?   I am not sure what his angle is yet with Lulu.  Does he like her?  Should Dominic really be getting involved with someone?  I would say your life is a little complicated right now Dominic. You may not be boyfriend material at this point and time.  Later when Johnny tells Dominic that Olivia knows things that Lulu will never know; Dominic punches him right off the bar stool.  Now what?  How are you going to explain why you punched him in the face?  Kate resurfaces and with a big whammy for Jax. It seems she is being blackmailed by Giselle (her rival) because when the magazine was in financial trouble Kate took money from Trevor Lansing to keep Crimson afloat. Dirty Money Kate!!  What is wrong with you?  Now Jax is going to have to clean up your mess!  Do you know how much he has going on right now?  Then as if that isn’t bad enough, Jax overhears Olivia and Kate talking about Dante and the fact that Sonny is his father. At this point Jax knows that Dante is a cop but does not know Dominic is Dante.  Do you follow? Seriously Kate!  You are really blowing everything up today. Perhaps you would like to spend the rest of the day telling small children about the tooth fairy?  Nikolas and Elizabeth do the “we can never kiss again” and “Lucky can never find out.”  Blah, Blah, Blah. Who talks about whether they are going to kiss again?  People that are totally going to kiss again, that’s who!!  Elizabeth you had to go all the way to Windermere to say this to Nikolas?  Does Nikolas not get cell service there?  Then Lucky shows up to suggest a family picnic.  Won’t that be fun! Seriously Lucky for a police detective you sure are naïve.  You are supporting two children that aren’t yours and now your ex-wife is kissing your brother!!  Lucky, does your back hurt?  It should.  You may want to take a painkiller!!

 

Elizabeth and Nikolas stop kissing right before Lucky stops by.  Don’t worry Elizabeth; I don’t think Lucky noticed your bright red lipstick smeared all across your face.   Carly, Jax, Sonny, and Alexis ask Spinelli to trace the origin of the message sent by Michael and Kristina.  Spinelli doesn’t tell them that he was successful because he didn’t want Sonny causing the kids more danger by going after them.  He knows that Jason will find them!  Really Spinelli!  Last I checked Jason isn’t moving so quick and Sam is too busy playing Florence Nightingale.  Jerry comes back to the church for Jason and Sam and they manage to hide in a crawl space.   Jason couldn’t even keep his eyes open a minute ago. Now he is back to bleeding all over himself and telling Sam he loves her! Saw that coming a gazillion miles away! How is it that Sam is always so calm and cool.  I would be totally freaking out that Jerry was going to come back. Andrea Floyd is becoming very suspicious of Robin.  Well I guess so!  She thinks you murdered your husband’s lover! Molly shows up at Windermere to see Nikolas as he is sitting on a ledge talking to his dead fiancée. Molly you are a total buzz kill!!  Nikolas now you are going to have to sober up and act like a responsible adult.   Molly wants Nikolas to get her family out of the mess they are in; and perhaps Molly in return you can help Nikolas with the mess he made of his house! It is amazing for being so sheltered Molly and Kristina are awfully resourceful.  My kids don’t even know how to ride their bike around the corner; let alone get themselves to the docks and take a launch to a dark creepy island!!

Jason is clinging on for dear life and Sam is desperately trying to keep him alive and awake. He looks like he went from day two right to day ten of the Master Cleanse diet.  He is in bad shape. Give the poor guy some meat for the love of god.  The only person that can survive been shot twice without medical attention and antibiotics is Jason. He’s like superhuman or something. Dominic and Rebecca get acquainted at Jake’s bar and within minutes of talking about secrets and heartache they leave together.  Wow! That was quick!! That could possibly be an all time record at Jake’s. They may want to put up a plaque for that one.  Rebecca ends up blubbering all over the place and then passes out on Dominic’s bed.  Poor Dominic just when he was about to see some action!!  Elizabeth is helping Nikolas through this tough time and she is just talking incessantly.  Seriously Elizabeth don’t you have some kids to take care of? Just let the guy get drunk and be miserable for crying out loud.  I was relieved when Nikolas planted a big drunken kiss on her so that she would just shut the hell up!  Sonny puts it together that Alexis is taking the blame for Claudia’s accident to protect Kristina. Michael finds a random PDA on the beach with his new female French tourist friend.  After kissing her goodnight he and Kristina send a message to their parents that they are safe.  Um…do you really think they are not going to be able to trace that phone? What are you in high school?  However, I am happy to see that Michael’s got some game with the ladies and he is not letting a little thing like a coma set him back at all. 

A dark and scorned Nikolas takes to a bottle of vodka and tells Rebecca exactly how he feels about her little plan to bilk money out of Emily’s loved ones.  Words like “whore” and “you are a cheap replacement for Emily” were thrown around and let’s just say it didn’t end on a good note.  Now there is nothing for Nikolas to do but get really vodka drunk and break a lot of things in his house. So Rebecca then goes to the Quartermaine’s to make her confession.  Well nothing impresses Edward more that knowing he has a con-artist in the family. You are going to be even more welcome now Rebecca. Sam who is in her rescue hero high heels fends off a drug dealer and then proceeds to rescue Jason.  Jason has two gun shot wounds and Sam with limited resources tends to Jason’s wounds.  Listen Sam…I am well aware you have mad skills but it really looks like Jason could use a hospital right about now.  He is cold and trembling. As a matter of fact, he kind of looks like my husband when he attempted to do the Master Cleanse. Dominic wants Olivia to leave town because of his undercover operation.  Olivia refuses!  Who would pass up afternoon cuddle love with Johnny Zachara?  Not me!!  A super supportive Elizabeth who never seems to have trouble finding a babysitter stops by to check on Nikolas.  Why do I feel like this is going to end with a wild romp in the sack?   That might make Nikolas feel a little better temporarily, but no amount of sweet loving is going to clean up that room he just wrecked!