So I am not trying to toot my own horn…but TOOT, TOOT!!  I am two for two in calling Dominic out.  First was that his true identity is Dominic Falconari, son of Olivia and Sonny.  Second that he is a cop!  So Dominic the sneaky devil is attempting to take the Corinthos organization down from the inside!! Sonny is going to be pissed…are you crazy?? It’s funny Olivia spent her whole life keeping the identity of her son’s father a secret. She wanted him to have no parts of the mob.  However, is it any safer to be a cop pretending to be a mobster?? Oh and Olivia is it any better of an idea to sleep with Johnny (besides him being totally hot!!) than Sonny!   Jerry single handedly takes down the two Mexican thugs (to include killing them) and saves Michael and Kristina.  Michael and Kristina are like…Hey Jerry…thought you were dead!! It was as if they see people come back from the dead everyday.   Jerry takes the kids back to his hotel room.  Do Michael and Kristina really believe that Jerry just so happens to be in the same part of Mexico on business?  No one does business in Mexico!! Sam is hot on their trail but just as she is ready to open the door to the hotel room Jerry puts a gun to her head.  Seriously how many times is Jerry going to threaten Sam’s life??  Spinelli goes to Mac while the family is over for dinner to ask for Maxi’s hand in marriage. Poor Spinelli…I think Mac is going to make Spinelli the main course!!  Meanwhile Carly is on bed rest or really couch rest with her jeans and diamond hoop earrings.  Where is your big fatty nightgown that you are supposed to wear? How come you are not in your oversized comfy bed, watching lifetime movies with a big bag of Doritos next to you?

Why is it that all of the women of Port Charles have super successful careers and small children and they never look tired? I on the other hand am not a single mom, don’t have a career, all of my children sleep through the night and I look absolutely exhausted at all times??  Even Claudia looks better rested than me and she is recovering from a car accident, brain surgery and a miscarriage!  Jerry seems to always be one step ahead of Sam.  I don’t know Sam! I am starting to worry about your investigating skills.  Jerry is right behind you at the café.  Stop talking to Spinelli about Maxi and look behind you!! Spinelli breaks the news to Sam that Alexis confessed to Claudia’s accident and that she also has been named a suspect in the murder of Brianna Hughes.  Molly overhears Diane saying that Kristina really caused the accident.  Michael sends Morgan an email that they are fine and to let Molly know and to not to tell anyone.  How old is Morgan and why does he have/need a blackberry??  I had to beg for a blackberry at age 37!!  O.K. so a special report just broke in confirming Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court.  I am extremely happy for this historic vote; but seriously can’t this shit wait until the 5 o’clock news!  Michael and Kristina are headed to the bus station and they are cornered by two thugs with knives and low and behold Jerry Jax comes to their rescue.  I have to tell you that it was really scary there for a second.  I didn’t know what was going to happen to poor Michael and Kristina!!

Johnny assumes that Dominic is there to see him on Sonny’s orders so it never comes up that Dominic is Olivia’s son.  Does no one seriously put together the similar Bensonhurst accent?? Dominic leaves quite upset about seeing his Mom with someone his own age.  That would probably be a little creepy!! I am not saying Olivia should stop sleeping with Johnny because that would just be crazy talk! Nicholas goes from being all hot and heavy over Rebecca to being a little tipsy and hot over Elizabeth.  The only time the two of them have ever seemed interested in each other is over a bottle of tequila at Jake’s.  I have to tell you that Nicholas doesn’t really have any more of a personality after drinking tequila.  If tequila can’t bring a personality out of you…than nothing will. Robin is still frantically trying to get Alexis off the police radar as a suspect in the Brianna Hughes murder.  Um Robin! In case you haven’t heard Alexis just confessed to vehicular manslaughter what’s another murder charge??  Sam just misses Michael and Kristina at an internet café in Mexico.  Johnny overhears Claudia talking to Jerry Jax and he flips out!  He can’t believe she is sending that psycho after two kids and says he is done with her!  What now Claudia?? You lost your son, your brother, and probably soon your husband! What I find interesting is that prior to this no one could find Jerry Jax; but Claudia has his phone number on speed dial.  Did he never change his phone number?  Why didn’t his brother just call him instead of searching the globe for him? Just sayin’!!

Alexis is facing murder charges and the mayor and his wife show up at the police station to add fuel to the fire. I get that the mayor’s wife, Andrea, has given up her life in order for the balding mayor to further his career.  I guess I am at a loss for what is so great and beneficial about being the mayor’s wife.  I mean it is a good paying job but not enough to frame and murder people.  Am I missing something?? Elizabeth and Robin plan a night out at Jake’s.  It amazes me how Elizabeth always can get a sitter!!   Robin makes it a point to say she is not drinking because she is on antidepressants.  I really wish I would have gotten that memo when I was taking anxiety medicine. I could have avoided a few less than flattering evenings out!  Robin is sidetracked and cancels with Elizabeth to review the Brianna Hughes’ files before they are sent to the P.C.P.D.  Robin is determined to figure out who murdered Brianna?  She is thinking the mayor’s wife is a more likely suspect!  A stood up Elizabeth and Nicholas (who was kicked out of the Quartemaine’s by Edward) tear into a bottle of tequila at Jake’s!  Meanwhile Ethan visits Rebecca to tell her that he is no longer interested in the scam and that he just wants her.  Somehow I am thinking Ethan that you are going to lose this one!  Let’s see should I choose poor, wandering Ethan or rich, handsome, Prince Nicholas??  Just a tough decision!!  Dominic walks in on Olivia and Johnny going to town!! Whoopsie!

Michael and Kristina are headed south of the border.  It’s the first time on public transportation for the Corinthos kids and despite my warning I don’t think they found time to pick up Imodium. “I can’t fight this feeling any longer” Olivia attempts to ignore her feelings for Sonny. Dominic gets the crap beat out of him by Ethan and Lucky.  Lucky…I am glad that you and Ethan found a common bond finally but let me just throw something by you.  What we definitely know is that Dominic works for the mob so beating him up is probably not a great idea.  What is yet unknown is whether or not he is a federal agent? So still not a good idea!! Despite being beat up Dominic takes it really well and uses it to pursue Lulu. Now that Alexis has confessed to the accident, Claudia tries to call off her request for Jerry to find Michael.  Oops…too late!! Jerry plans to use Michael as a pawn to get Jason.  Sam and Jason are still on the road. However Jerry is a step ahead. How that happened I have no idea? A sleepy Sam falls asleep and Jason covers her up with his leather jacket.  That must have been comfy!!