So me thinks that Dominic is a Federal Agent!  If that is true he seems a little bit more attractive to me now!! Does that make me shallow?  So I was wrong Jason did not take the wrap for Michael.  Michael makes a confession that he thinks he caused Claudia’s accident.  Mac arrests Michael and sends him to lock up despite Jason and Diane’s attempts to get bail set instead.  Better get use to being behind bars Michael!  There is no better place for the angry brain damaged son of a mobster!! Claudia makes it through surgery successfully just to find out that she is going to lose her baby anyway due to trauma caused by the seat belt she was wearing.  Wow that information would have been helpful when she was deciding whether to go under the knife or take medicine.  Carly’s blood pressure is severely elevated and in order to continue her pregnancy she must remain stress free.  Guess it would be a bad time to tell her that Michael was arrested???

 

O.K. let’s get this straight…so far the possible people that could have caused Claudia’s accident are Michael (who has been in a coma and has a fly by night junior license), Kristina (who only has a learner’s permit and was driving the family’s spare car without a licensed driver), and Alexis (who has a white hybrid the same as her spare car that Kristina was driving).  Who purchases two cars that are completely identical? Show some creativity Alexis!  Would you buy two pairs of the same shoe?  Oh what a complete mess.  Alexis is brought down to the police station for questioning.  The mayor’s wife arrives shortly after to sign a statement placing Alexis at the scene of the accident.  Claudia opts for surgery instead of medication.  Dr. Matt Hunter has to perform the surgery instead of Dr. Drake because he sprained his little finger. Poor guy!  Johnny threatens to put a bullet in Matt’s head if he botches the surgery. No pressure Matt…don’t want you to be nervous or anything!!  Carly wakes up from being unconscious and her test results do not look too good. Michael feels so guilty about the accident that he goes down to the P.C.P.D to confess.  Jason shows up in the nick of time and stops him mid confession.  What is Michael supposed to do now Jason? Say never mind; I was just kidding.  I am such a jokester!!  Everyone knows that Michael is incapable of saying something funny! I think Jason is going to say he was driving Michael’s car.  Oh will we ever get to the bottom of this…who the heck did it????

My friend Sarah commented “I am dying to know what the f… is wrong with Michael. Did he just wake up in a bad mood?”  Which is a very good point!  Why is Michael so angry?  He just woke up from a year long coma.  He could have died!  He came home to a totally hooked up bedroom.  Did he not like the pinball machine? Perhaps he would have preferred Playstation 3 instead of a new Xbox???  Seriously Michael get a real set of problems.  I would be super excited to get a year worth of sleep!!

Anyway, let’s get to today’s episode… Claudia suffered  severe head trauma in the accident. Maybe being tossed upside down knocked all the evil out of her?!? The safest way to treat her condition is with some drug that may be harmful to the baby so Claudia is refusing to take it.  Such a protective momma bear that Claudia!! Michael and Kristina are in a total panic because they both think they could have caused the accident!! Oh and Alexis decided to pay the mayor a visit because she is fed up with the allegations that she is some type of stalker.  The best way for people to not think you are a stalker is to show up on their doorstep unexpectantly at night!! Now you are a stalker Alexis! Alexis is nervous that she may have been caught on the mayor’s security camera and asks Sam to get Spinelli to get rid of the footage.  Oh and the mayor just so happens to live on the same road as Claudia’s accident.  So now it’s possible that Alexis caused the accident.  After an exhausting day Carly collapses in her living room.  Seriously, can’t anyone on General have an easy pregnancy?  Thank goodness they are so close to the hospital!

It’s a regular old who dun it!?!  A car swerving into the wrong lane causes Claudia to crash her car and Carly pulls her from the wreckage before it catches on fire.  Well that’s a kick in the pants having to save the woman who put your son in a coma! Shh…sorry I shouldn’t have said that…Carly isn’t supposed to know about Claudia’s involvement.  Sorry. I sometimes have trouble keeping a secret. I guess Carly never found Morgan’s lost medal. She really shouldn’t have wasted her last few minutes of daylight saving Claudia because she will never find that stinking medal now!! So Kristina thinks she caused the accident and Michael thinks he did it. I just don’t think I can take the suspense.   

Congratulations Sonny!  You are in fact Claudia’s Baby Daddy and you are going to have a bouncing baby boy!!!  Your child may be born with horns but all that matters is that it is healthy. Claudia better buy this baby a really nice present when it is born; because he saved her ASS!! Kristina’s boyfriend, Kiefer, slaps her across the face because she doesn’t want to have sex.  Seriously, this guy must be a total dummy!  Kristina’s mother is the D.A. and her father is the head of the mob.  Wow!!!  I was just thinking that if I got slapped every time I didn’t want to have sex I would be in big trouble!!! Maxi is promoted to Junior Editor for Crimson and Spinelli prepares a romantic rooftop dinner for Maxi in order to properly propose.   Maxi keeps managing to avoid his proposal.  I wouldn’t avoid his proposal until I at least saw the ring!!  Perhaps I am a little more superficial than Maxi. Carly is in the woods in the dark with a flashlight looking for Morgan’s St. Christopher’s medal that he lost.  Don’t they have people to do that kind of stuff?!? What are the chances of finding that in the dark?  Oh I forgot she has a flashlight! What a coincidence Michael is on the road chasing someone who cut him off, an upset Kristina is on the road because Kiefer is with another girl, Claudia is on the road rushing to tell Sonny about the baby, and just to add another driver to the mix you see Alexis starting her car.  GH ends with Carly in the middle of the road like a deer caught in headlights and a huge crash!!