So I just got the chance to sit down and watch today’s episode of General.  I have to tell  you it was a pretty uneventful episode.  Isn’t it supposed to be cliff-hanger Friday?  It is finally time for karaoke!!  So I grab a beer in order to get in the karaoke crowd mood.  The crowd is very reluctant to sing but finally Patrick and Robin agree to sing together. They sing a duet of “I’ve Had the Time of My Life”.   Really!  That was your song choice? Carly goes to speak to Sonny because she is unhappy that he asked Jason to do Alexis a favor and stay in police custody (which ends up not happening after all).  Guess who just comes prancing through the back door?  Dominic!  Tell me something?  Sonny has so many enemies; why doesn’t he ever lock his back door?  People just come in and out. Well…Max was busy at karaoke night so he can’t be held responsible for Dominic getting through the gates.  I don’t have nearly the enemies that Sonny has and I am so paranoid about leaving my doors unlocked.  Anyway, Dominic takes the opportunity to set the record straight with Sonny and make a grand declaration that he could have harmed Carly and the boys and he didn’t. Sonny says great leave town.  Dominic says how about I work for you.  Interesting tactic on joining the mob!  The episode ends and still no song from Spinelli. I’ll tell you he better be fan-flippin-tabulous or god awful after all of this waiting.  

Preparations are being made for Spinelli to sing Karaoke.  Isn’t singing drunk at a bar and making a total ass of yourself suppose to be a little more spontaneous?  How else are you going to wake up the next morning with total remorse?  Rebecca moves in with Nikolas.  Did you know that Max and Milo are cousins to Nikolas in real life?  I recently read that in an ABC Soaps magazine. Anyway…Nikolas offers Rebecca an allowance now that she is living with him.  She says absolutely not.  Seriously!  You are full of CRAP!  Who wouldn’t take that money?  Let me tell you who would…ME!!  Emails surface (planted by the mayor’s wife) showing that Alexis was stalking the mayor prior to the death of Brianna Hughes.  I just have to say if you are going to get all psycho over someone it is definitely not going to be that guy.  The cops bring Jason down to the P.C.P.D. in regards to the shooting of the two Zachara men. Diane wants Jason to stay in jail for a week to make Alexis look better as the D.A.  Good luck with that one Diane. I am sure Jason will be real open to that idea. Mac delivers the news that city council wants Alexis to resign or she is getting the Ax.  It is the end of the episode and Spinelli has yet to sing.  For the love of god get on with already!

 

Well the waiting is over!!  Dominic’s true identity is revealed today. Dominic is in fact Dante Falconari. I am not going to lie I am quite pleased with myself that I predicted the Dominic/Dante connection. Yes, I take much pleasure in predicting what’s to come on my favorite soaps.  You would think I could figure out how to teach my seven-year-old how to tie his shoes or my four-year-old to wipe his butt instead of screaming for me to do it from the other side of the house. “WIPE ME MOMMY WIPE MEEEE!!  I don’t think anyone is going to be asking me to write a parenting book anytime soon. However, I am a little disappointed that Dante isn’t more of a stud being that he is the offspring of Olivia and Sonny Corinthos. He looks a little too old to fit the Dante profile and they kind of have him playing a little bit of a dope.  Don’t get me wrong, he is a good looking guy.  I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed or anything.  I mean I totally would kick him out of my bed; I am married for Christmas sake!!!  Andrea, the mayor’s wife is setting up Alexis so that it looks like she is stalking the mayor.  How is the mayor getting all this play is what I want to know? Jason is still looking for the gunman who threatened Carly and the boys in the woods (a.k.a. Dominic/Dante).   It would be nice if Dante found out that Sonny is his father so he could pull out the “I’M SONNY’S SON CARD” before he gets WHACKED!

So GH was cancelled today due to the Michael Jackson telethon (I mean memorial service).  It was a beautiful service!  What is not beautiful is that I now have to wait another day to find out who Dominic really is and to see Spinelli sing Karaoke. I am not trying to be insensitive but couldn't they have had the memorial for M.J. on Sunday?  Nothing is on television on Sundays.  I would have much rather given up watching a Lifetime movie than missing GH today.  Perhaps the service couldn't come together that soon. O.K. I get that!  There were alot of celebrities to round up and the whole autopsy thing. How about starting the service an hour earlier? O.K. what's done is done! People don't plan death around my favorite television shows. I will have to patiently wait until tomorrow to see what's up in Port Charles.  The only thing I can do now is go clean up the chocolate milk that my four-year-old just spilled all over the floor.

Oh Thank God!! Michael and Morgan did not crash the brand new sports car into a tree.  I thought it was going to be a re-enactment of the infamous Jason and A.J. accident. I couldn’t even enjoy my Fourth of July weekend because I was so worried.  Listen I did do a couple of Jell-O shots on Saturday, but I was still really worried!  We just got Michael back from being in a coma; I couldn’t bear the thought of losing him again! Carly plays good cop and says she is glad Michael had a good time on his little joy ride and gets Michael a temporary drivers license.  HA!  Take that Sonny!

Robin is still pursuing the theory that the mayor’s wife may be the real killer of Brianna Hughes.  It seems Robin’s genetics are kicking into full gear. Anna and Robert would be so proud. I really miss the days of the WSB! I seriously would like some of the meds that Robin is taking.  She really can multi-task!  If she can solve crimes, do rounds at the hospital, and still get her newborn baby to the daycare center; I could probably get some laundry done, check my Facebook fifteen times, and maybe order a pizza for dinner.

Dominic visits Kristina and wants her to help him gain access to Sonny.  I guess Dominic didn’t get the message Kristina is the forgotten child.    Bummer Kristina…Michael gets a new sports car and you get an extremely overbearing mother. I really hope she has a good therapist!!

Just on a total random side note…I am still having a tough time with the fact that Jax named his real life son Peanut.  Seriously…PEANUT!!

Johnny and Jason are sent on another mission to hunt down the gunmen who tried to kill them.  Let me just tell you that Johnny and Jason in bullet proof vests equals totally HOT!  If my husband is reading this...honey take the vest off it is just not the same! Bang, Bang!  Johnny and Jason enter the shack where the gunmen where hanging out.  The result…two dead men but neither is Dominic.  Olivia goes to enter her apartment and Dominic comes up behind her and covers her mouth.   Do they know each other? Is it Dante?????  Could I be right about Dominic being her son???  I don’t know if I am going to be able to sleep tonight!