50 SHADES OF DILLON
My 7 year old son went to the little store around the corner from our house today with two of his little "girl" friends. He ventured off to the store with two dollars. I figured that this was plenty of money for him to purchase a nice ice cream treat or candy bar. Well to my surprise he came home with rope?!? Not sure why the little store that sells lunch meat and candy has rope, but that is completely besides the point. My son is claiming that he wanted the rope so that he can build a wrestling ring?!? I of course am worried we may have a little "Christian Grey" in the making. Yeah, I won't be shocked if those two little girls aren't allowed to play with him anymore. Ummm Son...what's behind that door and no we can not buy little Molly down the street a new car??